Welcome back to myself!!

Im bLACKKKKKKKK. I mean back! :) So my last post was about me being terribly ill. I hope you guys didnt believe that because it was a complete lie. I was actually following Heidi Montag's footsteps and now i loook like this (Image below). Haha imagine me looking like this (lol). Well i hope you're glad im back. Have fun and visit everyday for update. I know you love me, who doesnt (jk).... :)

Gossip Girl peeess. I mean leaksss!!

So once again the scripts for Gossip Girls new season have leaked (wow). How original! Im starting to get the feeling they're doing this on purpose. This show is too overrated now and i still don't like that other girl who's name is hard to pronounce (mrs.somebody to love). According to the script which you can view here (http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-04-oh-em-gee-gossip-girl-script-pages-leaked-spoiler-alert) Chuck is alive, Blair "bags" a prince, Serena dies (jk) she actually ends up in "college" and as to everyone else, who cares they not important....
haha im so not watching this season either...
xoxo
gossip girl.. Official Frog

Lady Gaga is an alien

We all knew it. She's an alien. There is no other reason to explain how one person can have so many fans and continue breaking so many records. Her new album is complete and to be released next year. New single will hit later this year. As to her remix album, it is now on Itunes and expected to continue being sold until people get tired of her (lol). I love her i wont lie. But omg shes an alien.

My Return

Im sorry i have not posted any blogs for a while. The reason to this is because i had a terrible accident in which i almost died. I am hospitalized but staying strong i will be back soon.

Okay, let me get this right. She crying because she found a tooth in her house, and she doesnt know where it came from? Umm, ok... (haha). This photo is hilarious. Maury is becoming worst then Jerry Springer. Im so tired of all these trashy TV shows. Sorry, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

Update 1: Her husband might have been cheating on her with someone that lost a tooth in her house. This just gets more interesting doesnt it?(hahahahaah)

Heidi does it again!

She does not give up does she? So here we have another shot of Heidi Montag or should i say Heidi whoretag on an attempt to smile after her 100 surgeries (literally) which she got all in one day (omg shes still alive)!!! I cant help but laught at her (lol) she tries too hard! I find it cute though (aw) in a weird way! Is okay Heidi, we all know you're a camera whore and yes, you're smiling a bit even though that means your botox is wearing off (omg).

MTA should murder them!

So apparently the reason why sometimes people can't buy metrocard using cash or coins is because of some bandits that alter the machines for no apparent reason (dumbasses) and causes the machine to only accept credit or ATM cards. This is totally unacceptable and causes extreme delays and long lines to buy a metrocard.  These vandals then try to sell you a swipe (which is illegal) and when you're in a hurry you usually buy these, making those vandals richer! These people should get caught and fined for life. They are one of the reasons i hate riding public transportation!

Unexpected beat!

OMG, i have no words to explain this. All i can do is laugh. This video is totally unexpected! I wont ruin it for you, just watch! (lolgasm like Perez says)

McDonald's is trying to kill you!! I'm Serious!

Okay, so apparently those Shrek Forever After cups McDonalds was selling are full of Cadmium. Cadmium causes cancer and other ailments and is located on the paint of the glass cups! McDonalds is recalling 11 millions glasses that were sold. So if you were one of the lucky ones to buy more killer things from McDonalds then be glad if you're still alive! Not only are they trying to kill you with their addicting fries and heart attack food (yes those burger are good i know), but now they think killer cups is the way to go! Maybe they took the whole "forever after" in Shrek too serious and they wanted to send the kids forever to the after life! McDonalds, im SOOOO NOT LOVING IT!

Eminem's "Not Afraid" but I AM!

So im personally not a fan of Eminem at all but i encountered this preview of a video he recently filmed to his song "Not Afraid" (of what?). So is the first time i hear one of his songs since that "GET CRAZY" song (loved it) and i am kind of digging this song. Its different to his other songs which to me sounds a bit crazy (YESS!!). Cant wait to see the video. Hopefully he doesnt do something crazy. And um i think you went a bit overboard on " The Warning" Eminem! Mariah didnt even mention your name on her damn song (grr)!!!

Gossip boy gets busted!

Guess what Gossip Girl star has now entered the naughty list? Well im sure you can tell by the photo above. Mr. Chase Crawford was arrested in his home town in Texas for the possesion of an illegal substance (POT). Texas police said Crawford and his buddy(unknown) were carrying about 2 ounzes of mary-joana(Marijuana). Sources say that a $2000 fine was payed and Chase was let off the hook (yay). Good, cause you need you ready to film the next season of Gossip Girl! Dont do it again loser, i dont want you to be the next Lindsay Lohan(lol)!

Angel Covers "I need you now" by Lady Antebellum

Check out a preview of the the cover im working on. Is a bit rough (recorded with a cellphone) so dont judge too harshly! Thoughts?

Super 8

So im sure not many of you have seen this trailer but i just though that all those horror/suspence movie lovers would love to see this. Super 8 is the name and Im just going to let you see for yourself. Take a look at the trailers and be amazed! This movie looks crazy (in a good way)! Only problem is that the movie is still in production and we'll have to wait until Summer 2011 to see it (ahh)!

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Evo makes its debut!!

The wait is over for the new Sprints Evo 4G! Today, one of the worlds fastest phones made its debut at Sprint retails, Best Buy, Radioshack, etc... Just in time for the announcement of the new Apple iPhone, the Evo is a big competition for the iPhone. Not only because of the crazy features but because of the plan itself. Sprint is offering Unlimited call, text and data for only $69.99 (wow)!!! Sorry Apple but this one sounds like is here to stay. The Evo, features a 8mp camera and a front facing 1.3mp camera for video conferencing. It runs the Android operating system (nice) and has an amazing 4.3in HD screen! Take that Apple. Now we wait to see how the sales go for the Evo. The hype is not a big as it is for the iPhone but if you're smart, you'd at least consider the Evo. Itll save you way more money and the features are incredible! *Best network speed on a mobile phone.*

Features of HTC EVO 4G:

1) Qualcomm 1GHz Snapdragon processor

2) 1GB of built in memory
3) 512MB of RAM

4) 4.3 inch TFT display

5) Resolution of 480 x 800 pixels

6) 8 MP Camera

7) 720p HD Video
8)Front Facing 1.3 MP Camera
9) 802.11 b/g WiFi

10) 8GB microSD card

What's NEXT?

So we all know Facebook is starting to get a bit crazy with their privacy issues and the whole security deal. Myspace as BIG in its time and is now used for who knows what... Is funny these days when you hear someone say "let me check my myspace"(GASP). Like are you seriously still so outdated. Facebook is the new Myspace but soon to become JUST LIKE myspace (dead)! So whats next? What will be the next big thing? Thoughts?

Browless?

Did you ever noticed that The Monalisa doesnt have any eyebrows (omg)? I didnt know, im sure none of you noticed either! (hehe)

Barbie is a WHORE!

As you can clearly tell from this movie Barbie should no longer be anyones role model (lol)! Little girls look up to this plastic thing (who knows why) and now they'll also learn to be little sluts like barbie. Like seriously, is this really a kids movie? "Nice ascot"? Like really barbie? Yea, we all know what you meant by that barbie. I wonder how many other Kens barbies hooked up with (omg)? There are no more "kids" movies these days(smh). Slut!


Update: They are both whores (lol)!

Human Jimmy Neutron goes Gaga for Telephone

Haha, i couldnt help but laught at this kid (i think hes a kid). I dont really know what he is actually. According to his youtube, hes "15" but he looks older, or younger (idk-im confused). Point is hes becoming a youtube sensation with his lipsang songs! Check this one out. Gaga is takin over the world. And oh yea, doesnt he look like a weird human version of Jimmy Neutron? (HAHA)

AT&T loves your money

AT&T raising the bar? More like raisin their prices! According to recent announcements made by AT&T, they finally decided to start iPhone tethering after 3 years (WOW)! Not only did they make you wait a long time for a simple feature most other smart phones have, but now they also want to charge a fee from $15-$25 for the tethering service (goodluck with that)! Want to know what's even worse? None of the plans are even unlimited(like really?)!!!
$25/month Data Pro - 2GB of data
$15/month DataPlus -200MB of data
This mean that iPhone owners who would like the tethering service will have a bill of $105 minimum if they decide to choose the least expensive call plan with unlimited text + data plan(mandatory). They are insane!

Update 1: Apparently the prices are not only for tethering, theres more! Those prices are the actual new data plans (WHAT?). Yeah, now we wont enjoy unlimited data on the iPhone unless you switch before Monday 7th, 2010. And that still doesnt include the tethering price! Lets boycott AT&T because this is just a rip off. Sprint has 4G and still offers an unlimited everything plan for just $80! Take that AT&T.

Mariah Carey pulls a "Precious"

OMG OMG OMG ok so in regards to my post from earlier today "She is just fat", i was wrong(ugh). According to the New York Post, she will be gaining weight soon. Yes, BABY WEIGHT! Nick Cannon and Mariah still have not confirmed but Nick recently twetted "if and when my wife is ready to make any announcement about private matters she will do it!". Thanks for confirming it Nick, that says it ALL! Just imagine, a lil Mariah doing the whistle (exciting)! Im really glad she finally did it after so many tries (Nick shot in the right place this time-lol). Congrats MaNick! I hope its a girl :p Now we wait for Mariah to blow up like Precious (haha). Hmm and um, what will it be of that album we were anxiously suppose to be waiting for by the end of this year?

I think i just puked!!!!!!!!!!

Yuck! This really disgusts me! So i walk into a store and see them carrying a couple of dead goats (OMG). This was just sad and nasty at the same time :(. I couldnt help but wonder how the poor things were killed. I am completely against animal cruelty! Look at that photo and tell me it doesnt make you nauseous! And to think people actually eat this... I think i just became a vegeterian. Peta where are you?

Precious meets The Hills

Precious, a very sentimental movie based on the novel Push which we all loved (Aw how cute). While driving (someone driving me-i cant drive) I came across one of the locations where a scene of the movie was filmed (Dyckman,NYC). That is one big hill to go up. I wonder how actress Gabourey Sidibe's fat ass did this. Imagine repeating that scene of her walkin up the hill over and over and over (im so mean-lol). Maybe there was a stunt double? (haha). Its ok Gab's we still love you :). At least you look way better then before now! I guess makeup and a lil walkin does help (did i just say that?)!

I think she's just Fat!

So as many of you know, Mariah Carey has been gettin alot of attention from many sites such as MTO and Perez claiming she is pregnant. Umm, NO! If she was pregnant she would have said something so they would stop bothering her about it dont you think? If you are a lamb (Mariah fan) you would know that she gets fat when she's working on a new album which according to her, SHE IS!! That's why i believe she is just fat. It's been proven by someone (i think), that fat people sing better (i hope I'm right). So there you go, leave my fat Mimi alone (leave Britney alone-haha)!!!
**Image 2(Now) property of MTO**

Patrick gets a penis!! (Rated R)

So we finally get to see what the sea creature really looks in his birthday Suit. Totally uncensored! Patrick gets a penis(haha)! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Patrick with no pants!

Granny's got swag!

So that so called "Biever fever" is now attacking old ladies (old people-get over it you're not young)!! I personally am not a fan of Bieber and im sure that granny isnt since she is so called being hold hostage by her grandson (hehe um no!). Well she still did a pretty good job i guess. It made me laugh more then anything at how she cant hit any note and manages to get lost. But we cant blame her, the wrinkles say it all (lol). Dont worry lady whom ive never met, the world still loves you.

Ken Lee!

We are remember that crazy lazy that went to a hungarian version of idol and sang her version of Mariah Carey's song "Without You" or as she calls it "Ken Lee". This lady did not really speak english nor knew the lyrics to the song yet she impacted the internet when she made up her own lyrics. What would Mariah think of this? Heres her response to Valentina Hasans mess. Mariah: "I dont know who has a future in show business. Anybody could sing that. I just have to say anybody who has the nerve to go out on one of these shows and has to be infront of the world and sing you know, i have to give it up for them!" Nice going Valentina. I hope Mariah wasnt lying and no not anybody can sing that Mariah! Check out the original version and Mariah's response as well as Valencias new and improved version of Without You, where she actually learned some of the lyrics for a change.

Heidi Montag vs Fiona?

Okay, so what is the deal with this Heidi Montag? First of all i dont know what she's famous for cause im sure she is not like Paris Hilton who is famous for being famous if that makes any sense. All i hear is that she was the "slut" of the show, so she gets famous and gets a book deal. Then i hear about all her drama with her boyfriend or husband or whoever that guy is and now they break up? Sounds like stunt to me! Then she gets like 100 plastic surgeries (gasp) and ends up looking worst then Fiona from Shrek. Fiona and Shrek together look better then her. Like seriously Heidi, you looked way better without all that surgery. Maybe the rhynoplasty was necessary but all that extra, hmm sorry but you still dont look like a Barbie! Leave that to Nicky Minaj.

Trannies gone wild!!!

As you can see here, they defend their own (hehe)! Im not really sure what went on here but the cops attacked one of the trannies and all the others came and attacked the cops (hilarious)! This is what those homophobic cops get for acting gay with the real gays. No H8!

Are you kidding me? Smackfest?

Umm you have to really be kidding me. Are people really stupid enough to do this kind of sh*t? I guess they really do need the money? But i guess it gets them ratings or something because i myself couldnt stop watching until i saw who won. And apparently the girl representing Harlem is there to represent and win. She slapped that girl good (haha). But like seriously, people put themselves up for this? Is like Jerry Springer all over. Shame on you Hot 97. I'll stick to Z100!

Taylor Lautner is a work of photoshop?

Okay, so i was browsing around the web last night and i found this. I couldnt believe it. It was the exact same body of some model but on the poster for new moon with Taylor Lautners face! Like seriously? I dont know if to believe this or not but it looks pretty real to me. Those Twilight editors cannot have been dumb enough to let this leak or not even change his body around a bit... Now this makes me question; where the abs in the movie airbrushed? (Im confused) O_o

FAKE FAKE FAKE

That iPhone looks tasty!

OMG OMG so as you all know Apple's iPhone 4G (if thats even the name) will be announced sometime in the next two weeks and who isnt excited for this? Yes, we all know what it looks like due to some drunk guy that works for Apple leaving the poor iPhone lonely in a bar a month before its announcement (good luck keeping your job btw)! But i wont be surprised if just because of that Apple decided to change the whole look of the iPhone ("One more thing" -Steve Jobs). Speculations say that the new tasty model will be announce this upcoming Saturday June 5th (so exciting)!! Some photos of the white version have leaked as well. Here are some of the leaked images. Enjoy and try not to drool as you watch.






**Images belong to Gizmodo. Please visit their page for more information on the leak--< (http://gizmodo.com/5520164/this-is-apples-next-iphone)

Gaga Loves "Alejandro"

According to the charts, Gaga has now broken a world record due to her new single "Alejandro" debuting in the top 10 making her album The Fame Monster the first album EVER  (like omg) to debut 7 singles in the top 10 category!!!! She must be loving that Alejandro right now.


Heres a photo of the Alejandro video to premier June 7th on Gagas website (http://www.ladygaga.com/)